Wednesday 27 January 2010

Good luck Mr Gorsky!

After becoming the first man to walk on the moon and saying the famous words 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind', Neil Arnstrong said 'Good luck Mr Gorsky' while getting back into the spaceship.

He didn't explain why he had said this until 26 years later when Mr Gorsky had apparently died. Legend has it that Neil Armstrong, when he was a kid, was playing baseball in the garden and the ball landed in front of his neighbours bedroom window. Having jumped over the fence, Neil heard Mrs Gorsky say to her husband 'Oral Sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex the day the boy next door walks on the moon!'

Apparently it is just an urban legend however Neil Armstrong did in fact get the famous line wrong. He was meant to say 'one small step for a man' however he missed this out and consequently the famous phrase actually makes no sense (man and mankind are the same).

Another urban legend- A teenager has a date with a girl who has a reputation so stops at the pharmacy on the way to buy a box of condoms. Feeling pretty confident, he even tells the pharmacist that he's 'going to get lucky tonight'.

That night the whistling teenager strolls up to his date's house and rings the door bell. The father answers, the kids jaw drops. The pharmacist is his date's father! Haha

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