Picture of the week

Control yourself tiger!

Been away for 12 months...8 months pregnant...hold on!

Banksy of the Week

Carrying on with our Banksy of the week article...

Good luck Mr Gorsky!

After becoming the first man to walk on the moon and saying the famous words 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind', Neil Arnstrong said 'Good luck Mr Gorsky' while getting back into the spaceship.

He didn't explain why he had said this until 26 years later when Mr Gorsky had apparently died. Legend has it that Neil Armstrong, when he was a kid, was playing baseball in the garden and the ball landed in front of his neighbours bedroom window. Having jumped over the fence, Neil heard Mrs Gorsky say to her husband 'Oral Sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex the day the boy next door walks on the moon!'

Apparently it is just an urban legend however Neil Armstrong did in fact get the famous line wrong. He was meant to say 'one small step for a man' however he missed this out and consequently the famous phrase actually makes no sense (man and mankind are the same).

Another urban legend- A teenager has a date with a girl who has a reputation so stops at the pharmacy on the way to buy a box of condoms. Feeling pretty confident, he even tells the pharmacist that he's 'going to get lucky tonight'.

That night the whistling teenager strolls up to his date's house and rings the door bell. The father answers, the kids jaw drops. The pharmacist is his date's father! Haha

Video of the week

An advert for Durex that was banned...

Review

This is the first review of many (hopefully) which will be put up on the blog.

Ricky Gervais (Science)

The king of comedy has recently been a huge tour of the country with his new stand up show. The night barely involves any science as Ricky dives into the story of Noah, things he has been up to in the last year and a nice encore of offensive jokes.

There is a video introduction by Louis. C.K which is hilarious and Ricky is on top form with new jokes and anecdotes. Luckily, tickets for 'Science' at Wembley Arena have just gone on sale- http://www.allgigs.co.uk/search/tourdates/52485/venue/7/Ricky_Gervais-Wembley_Arena-London-1.html

I would thoroughly recommend the show to everyone so get your tickets now...

Best pictures on the Internet

That's a bit harsh!

Sharapova getting nearly everyones attention

New Comedians

Everyone knows the main comedians that appear on the TV panel shows and sell-out tours so here are the top 5 comedians that you may not have heard of...

1. John Bishop ('My wife wanted a new fridge and because I like sex I said yes')
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsnwXFhynL0

2. Mark Watson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh3G3zDIvbg

3. Ian Stone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hXUoculHEk

4. Tim Vine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjqIDFjBNhQ

5. Chris McCausland (this guy is blind)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wfrQEXoON0

You can usually get tickets to see them all fairly cheap cos they aren't established

Banksy of the week

This blog isn't just for stupid news stories and funny youtube videos. A bit of culture now and here is the 'Banksy of the week'

Blow me, fuck face!

This is a story from the start of january that you might not have seen. A liverpool fan sent Tom Hicks Jr (part owner of the club) an e-mail saying how angry he was at the way Tom and his family were running the club. However, instead of an e-mail describing the steps his family were taking to get Liverpool back into the Top 4, Tom Hicks Jr sent this...

'Blow me, fuck face! Go to hell. I'm sick of you'

Which is really the school playground equivalent of saying 'You've made some good points there, but, your mum!'

Anyway, he is American so I don't know what the fan was expecting (sorry to any Americans reading this but frankly, you do talk too loud and please stop saying 'why don't you speak english properly', it's our fucking language!) Anyone think he looks a bit like Johnny Van der Valk as well?

Video of the week

Irish MP gets a bit annoyed...

Stupid Fact of the week!

There are some people (including this blogger- below) who actually believe that Bruce Lee faked his own death so that he could work undercover for the police against the Triads and other organisations that sell drugs all over Asia...

Hold on... if you wanted someone to go undercover in China, surely you wouldn't choose the most famous chinese movie star! Idiots!

Bushy (lad)

You gotta love, the lad that is, Bushy

'Men's Health', sign him up

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Isn't it annoying when you're looking for a book but you've gone to the...

They didn't quite think it through when building this bridge...

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